General Zod, editor

 People of Houston,

Are you kneeling comfortably? Then I shall begin.

I am General Zod, former Kryptonian freedom fighter and now ruler of the planet Houston. Though some may claim otherwise, I am a fair and just ruler and I have virtually no intention of taking away your freedom or liberty.  All I demand is that you enjoy said freedom and liberty from a perpetual kneeling position, adopted solely to demonstrate your eternal devotion to Zod, and, to a much lesser extent, Ursa and Non.

As a reward for your continued and everlasting kneeling before the mighty Zod, I am overseeing the production of this website, to provide what I believe passes for entertainment here on Houston.

The team of writers I have assembled to produce the content for this site – just like you – are all loyal followers of Zod, and will be providing regular, Zod-approved articles for your amusement and information on a regular basis.  From a kneeling position.

Although I have no interest whatsoever in the everyday running of this or any other website on your pathetic “internet”, I shall be dropping by from time to time to inform you of new and exciting ways in which you can continue to demonstrate your unending devotion to Zod and – to a much lesser extent – Ursa and Non.

Thank you for listening. You may now rise.

I joke, of course.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

Best Regards,

Zod (General)